Happiness first; the rest can wait.

“All I think about these days is money, sex and sleep.”
— (via phuckindope)

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file under “movies to watch when feeling sad”

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

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1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

— Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

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“For you, a thousand times over.”
— Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner  (via thefinest-blog)

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hausofbloos:

This shit used to make my dick hard as a teen

hausofbloos:

This shit used to make my dick hard as a teen

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theycallmemos:


Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

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daisycraze:

if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

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