Happiness first; the rest can wait.

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

what the…how the fuck? what the fuck?

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

what the…how the fuck? what the fuck?

(via hell-inhighheelz)

clesktop:

newkidzonthecock:

i will commit a million crimes until he arrests me.

fuck the cops amirite

(Source: adoradordepelos, via bammbrit)

fuckyeahrihanna:

Rihanna whining

(via xxholdontomex3)

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

(via xxholdontomex3)

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

image

(via oovooxo)

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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